Happy Festivus - No Tinsel, No Fuss Heavyweight Crewneck Sweatshirt

Festivus is the holiday for the rest of us, and this sweatshirt is for everyone who prefers their December celebrations plain, honest and snack-forward. There is no tree to decorate, no matching pajamas to coordinate and no itinerary to follow. You just show up, share a meal and say what you really think. The design is deadpan minimalism: a lone snowflake above the line "Happy Festivus / No Tinsel. No Fuss. Just Snacks." The sparse layout is the joke, since the clean type and single snowflake stand in for every over-the-top holiday display on the block. It is original solstice humor that does not copy anyone's logo, printed in light ink so it reads sharply on the darker garment colors. You get the Gildan 18000 heavyweight crewneck, a unisex fleece with a roomy fit, ribbed neckline, cuffs and hem, and a soft brushed interior. It is thick, warm and low-maintenance, which suits a holiday built around keeping things simple. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or go up one for a comfortable, slightly slouchy feel. It is a smart gift for the friend with a dry sense of humor, a party host, an office swap or a family that has its own December rituals. Shipping is included in the price. Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low, avoid bleach, and skip the iron on the print so the snowflake stays crisp.